[TRS vs Orc] - Hostilities?

[SkulkrinBait]

As per the thread in the in-game forum, discuss!

I've agree to send Diesel Stoners to help defend his main, as he's close and we've become quite good friends recently.

I've asked him for more details.

[SkulkrinBait]

Got this from Diesel:

Diesel wrote:
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we are having trouble and may be going to war soon with orc...woundered if i could ask of any asistance?


My reply:


Quote:

We might help, but we would need a lot more information. Please let me know exactly what has been going on. Has any diplomacy been tried?

Morkin has a pact with TRS and therefore so do we by default. (Although we don't in reality, if you get my meaning!)

[Tomthebuffalo]

I get your meaning!
I'm not gunning for either team, the fact we have a pact with TRS, cancels out my amusement at the orcs.

I feel little inclined to help either. Although, maybe I'll get a message asking for support.

And maybe I'll send 10 stonethrowers. ;D

[Shendemiar]

Yeah it seems like a playwar to me

[SkulkrinBait]

Diesel
1 minute ago
message
puny diesel begins to annoy Mighty Gorbag. Perhaps puny diesel will be made into squishy toad kicking-thrall of Mighty Gorbag.


Diesel wrote:
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what?
u telling my member to pay tribute now your not? im confused?


Gorbag wrote:
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<stepping out of character>

I step out of character very infrequently.

We are playing Orcs, mate. It's nothing personal. It's Orcs. It's a game and we of the Orc Horde are just playing it. Read up on Orcs.

We have nothing against him. We were inventorying membership and saw he was gone.

So that's the deal. I won't step out of character with you again.


Diesel wrote:
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what do u have against my member skull basher?

Gorbag wrote:
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Hur hur... puny diesel makes bold talk. Almost worthy of Orc.

Perhaps Orc Horde will come and take from worthless crawler skull_basher

Diesel wrote:
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we asked for them to merger with us, no they didnt whin. they will not pay anything. understood?

Gorbag wrote:
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Worthless and puny worm known as Skull_basher

We see that he is a whining little kitten begging for protection.

We do not ask for resources. We demanded tribute.

He is unworthy of the Orc Horde though. You may pillage and oppress him.


Diesel wrote:
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Can u please stop asking my members to give u resources. they shall not send u any

I think these ORC guys are pretty harmless actually, just playing in character as it were.

I've offered to send Diesel Stoners to help defend his main, but I doubt I'll get drawn into it too much.

[SkulkrinBait]

Damn, I think I've averted the war, I should get Kofi Annans job!

skulkrinbait wrote:
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I'd try to humour them. I think they're harmless enough, but of course it's your call.

Still, we're pacted so I'll help at least by giving you stoners, maybe more depending how things develop, keep me posted.

Diesel
7 minutes ago
RE: RE: message
ok dude thanks alot
i will humour them....but i shall not pay

[Arminius]

Maybe we should add to our diplomatic rules that for pacts/treaties GSOH is required...

[eproxy]

One must not forget that an integral part of games is fun. Personally I quite like Orc and their humour.

As long as Diesel and the rest of TRS have sufficient defences (including a high Stonewall) I believe they will not have to fear Gorbag. A war at this stage doesn't really benefit anyone, especially considering the sparsity of catapults.

[Arminius]

I once sent Gorbag 1 stone as a tribute. I think they're great fun, otherwise IK would be too serious... ;D

[2kcastle]

tell gorbag that the guy who left [orc] is his pet orc and he wanted it at home, then tell gorbag that if he practices very hard and learns to fetch you'd consider him as a second, less favoured pet.

[Natmus]

Gorbag took a 500 score isle from somebody called 1o1 in RUSH.

He (1o1) can't be too happy about it.

[Shendemiar]

Hih hih

[Shendemiar]

Me being nice doesnt mean i cant enjoy his achievements... i sent him this:

Gorbag
0 minutes ago
Congratulations
Useless and fearsome people of your puppet-king shendemiar rejoice the mighty achievements of great king Gorbag! Couriers with this message bring shipment of our best roasted elf heads from our elf-farms to be eaten in the feasts and celebrations Gorbag might have. Couriers are to be eaten or sent to mines as slaves if you please. Hail to the conqueror!

[SkulkrinBait]

Creep!

[Natmus]

I tried Orc talk a few times, but it gave me a blinding headache, so I have given up communication with Rummy.