Clausewitz
Luxor Member
Veni. Vidi. Vici. Mori.
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Post by Clausewitz on Sept 14, 2007 15:58:16 GMT
What: $35,000 gold from my coffers. When: Beginning now, ending when a winner is determined. Why: Entertainment Where: Delivered to an isle of your choice. Who: Open to all [KoM] non-leadership members (i.e., everyone but RapSO and digital!).
Here's how it goes...
In 1500 words or less, I want to hear an articulate rebuttal to the claim that "AeroS smells like rotten fish".
As an alternative, an articulate rebuttal to the claim that "Natmus wears a skirt" would be acceptable.
Both these claims are obviously false. But I want to hear why they are false. If we don't rebuke them, they will soon circulate as rumors, and next thing we know, our Luxor and Morkin admin will be shamed! Fight the rumormongers!
Bonus points for creativity, and thinking outside the box.
I reserve all judging rights, though may invite others to help if I am divided between a few.
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Sol
Luxor Member
I pledge alligeance to the corn-growers.
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Post by Sol on Sept 14, 2007 16:10:34 GMT
lol Nice. I just want to make a statement...I particularly don't want the gold cos I think someone from KoM should get it...but Natmus can't wear a skirt because he's not scottish... At least... I don't think he is.
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Shendemiar
Morkin Admin
Mmmm, free goo!
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Post by Shendemiar on Sept 14, 2007 16:29:44 GMT
Exalts Clause
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digital
Luxor Admin
Winter is Coming
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Post by digital on Sept 14, 2007 17:04:20 GMT
Nice, posted on internals.
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Post by Gornall on Sept 14, 2007 17:10:44 GMT
Delete from internals, this should be purely for those who check the externals. A reward for taking part.
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Clausewitz
Luxor Member
Veni. Vidi. Vici. Mori.
Posts: 1,437
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Post by Clausewitz on Sept 14, 2007 17:20:12 GMT
Note to participants:
While all the previous posts were less than 1,500 words, they are disqualified for 1) not being Knights of Morkin, and 2) responses not being sufficiently creative.
Please use them as examples of responses that will not win the contest.
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Natmus
Morkin Admin
Fight the power!
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Post by Natmus on Sept 14, 2007 17:34:29 GMT
Can I join KoM just to participate?
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2kcastle
Luxor Admin
Supreme Prosecutor
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Post by 2kcastle on Sept 14, 2007 18:06:22 GMT
will you be wearing a skirt when you apply ?
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kae
Luxor Member
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Post by kae on Sept 14, 2007 18:26:43 GMT
Shhh, you are all disturbing the creative juices.
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Natmus
Morkin Admin
Fight the power!
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Post by Natmus on Sept 14, 2007 19:20:57 GMT
will you be wearing a skirt when you apply ? I'll wear a full length evening gown with ample cleavage if that gets me accepted ;D
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digital
Luxor Admin
Winter is Coming
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Post by digital on Sept 14, 2007 19:24:37 GMT
Whole new meaning to "I'll do anything for the alliance"
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AeroS
Luxor Admin
Timmons[HAWK]
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Post by AeroS on Sept 14, 2007 21:15:43 GMT
I was wondering why I was getting mail asking about my personal habits with fish. I was beginning to think that someone could actually see me in the privacy of my own home. Clause is just upset because I found out about that incident with the Portuguese sailor and a summer squash.
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Post by kingshaun on Sept 14, 2007 22:51:16 GMT
I thought up something great but when it came to typing it I completly forgot, I'll have to get back to you.
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Post by Gornall on Sept 14, 2007 22:56:19 GMT
Welcome to forums kingshaun, get a Isle and Rulers bio filled out
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Post by williham on Sept 15, 2007 11:42:27 GMT
Sweet! Well I got an A* in English literature so lets see what I can pull of here... Do you want the entree posted here?
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