Brainteaser with a twist

[Natmus]

There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke?

[Arminius]

They had a lighter.

[domhnall]

One of them was half-dragon.

[digital]

One of them spontaneously combusted and the others were opportunistic bastards.

[RapSO]

digital said:

One of them spontaneously combusted and the others were opportunistic bastards.

In this case they wouldn't have to argue about the last cigaret either

[Sol]

Sol came down from the heavens and lit their cigarettes using a ray from her holy light.

[Natmus]

The correct answer:

They throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter! ;D

I told you it had a twist

[Shendemiar]

Did you mean braintwister with a tease?

[Gornall]

My head hurts.

I was staring at the answer for about 3minutes. Finally understand it. lol.

*cries*

[Cait_Sith]

Poor little Gornall

[digital]

vanguard said:

Poor little Gornall

Hehe and you haven't seen him in person

[Sol]

Oh man, I didn't get it when you posted the answer and was wondering if it was a language barrier thing...

But now I get it. I feel...a bit stupid. hahahaha

Anyone got a funny joke? I need a laugh.

[McGoogus]

A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is.

"I promised not to tell!" he says.

"Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell."

"Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!"

'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No," says the boy.

'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months."

Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads."

[captiancadaver]

Damn I thought that one of them had a pair of glasses and started a fire.

[Natmus]

The 7 dwarfs are all excited as the pope is visiting fairy story land.
All week they nudge Dopey sniggering "Well you can finally ask your question!", to which Dopey replies every time "Shurrup willya!"
Finally the day arrives and all the dwarfs are lined up with the other characters from the Snow White story, he shakes hands with the evil Queen, then Snow White then slowly makes his way down the line of the dwarfs.
As he approaches Dopey theres a small chant which gets louder and louder "Ask him.ask him...ask him ASK HIM>!"
"Ask me what?" Questions the pope.
The dwarfs shove Dopey forward "ASK HIM!",
"What would you like to know?", says his holiness.
"Well", begins Dopey, "Are any of your nuns black?"
"Hm" ponders the pope "As a religion we catholics don't differentiate between creed so its more than probable that quite a few of our nuns are black . Does that answer your question?"
ASK HIM!! shout the dwarfs.
"Is there more to your question young man?"
"Erm......do any of your nuns work in Antarctica?"
"well young man we have nuns all around the globe so its more than likely that we have a couple in Antarctica. Does that answer your question?"
ASK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yell the dwarfs!
"Is there more to this question?" asks the pope now getting more than annoyed.
"Erm..................................are any of these black nuns in Antarctica dwarfs?!
"WHAT"! Splutters the pope.
"I'm sure if we had a black dwarf nun in Antarctica i would have heard of it. So in answer to your question NO!"
All the dwarfs collapse on the floor pissing themselves laughing.
"DOPEY SHAGGED A PENGUIN!! DOPEY SHAGGED A PENGUIN!!"