Re: 156 - Warlock Holiday

[Ringthane]

We still have the olympics. Are the Danish good at athletics?

[Ringthane]

Ah, hm, er

[Ringthane]

Fear not, I still think there's hope for you

[Ringthane]

Are you talking about that temporary file in your root directory?

[Ringthane]

Oh, for Juno's sake, play your game ;D

[sparrowhawk]

LOL!

Every time that I read a post on this thread that tune was going through my head. Nice version Mads

[merlin]

I was ridin' cross Blood
Concentratin' on the failing light
I heard a voice in my head
And I looked round in a state of fright
I saw four faces one Skulkrin
Doomdark and his crown
They looked me up and down a bit
before turning back around.

I say
I don't like Midnight oh no
I love it
I don't like Midnight oh no
I love it oh yea
Don't you walk thru my swords
You got to show some respect
Don't you recruit my Lords
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

Well they looked at my trusty sword
And said they’d give me some silver
I said you got to be jokin’ man
This is the Sword Dragon-slayer
He said I like it I want it
I'll take it off your hands
And you'll be sorry you crossed me
You'd better understand that you're alone
A long way from home

And I say
I don't like Icemark no no
I love her
I don't like Icemark oh no
I love her
Don't you clean up my bile
Don't you kill in my name
Don't you recruit my Lords
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

I hurried back to the Tower
To rally up the soldiers
I heard an old voice beside me say
You’ll need someone bolder
He said I've got it you want it
The Moon Ring is the best
Take Morkin and send him
On a Campaigning Holiday

And I say
Don't like Bloodmarch oh no
I love her
Don't like Bloodmarch oh no
I love her oh yea
Don't you walk thru my swords
You got to show some respect
Don't you recruit my Lords
'Cause you ain't heard her out yet

I don't like Midnight
I love it (Warlock Holiday)
I don't like Icemark
I love her (Warlock Holiday)
Don't like Bloodmarch
I love her (Warlock Holiday)

I hurried back to the Tower O Moon.

[sparrowhawk]

Stop it! ;D ;D ;D

[Ringthane]

Indeed!!!

[celebaglar]

mads, just in case you're interested, Ringthane and his goons at at Korkith. That's me running towards central Kor, though the unwashed troll-buggerers will probably catch up with me.

At this point, only Ringthane is my enemy, since he has attacked my citadels and left me homeless.

[celebaglar]

Well, he could have gone round! No one said he had to steamroller through my positions to get away from you.

There will be no last stand. Ringthane and his goons can either chase me until they kill me now, or wait in the certain knowledge that I'll appear and be a nuisance when he least wants me to.

I could never win this game anyway, so I was just waiting to see who I would target for my fleabites. The Unbeliever just nominated himself. ;D

[Ringthane]

Or we could wait for the Mus...

[Ringthane]

Bill, if you strike at the Mus' northern hands now, it will be ages and a wearisome journey til he gets up there with the Goon Legion. Maybe this game is not decided after all...

[Ringthane]

What I know is that he and I, after you suffer a hypotetical defeat, will be even in terms of forces and deployment. That's as good as any other scenario for a honorable duel ;D

[celebaglar]

Ringthane said:

What I know is that he and I, after you suffer a hypotetical defeat, will be even in terms of forces and deployment. That's as good as any other scenario for a honorable duel ;D

Huh? Even? Are you talking about the right game?

I have considerably less than six armies, and currently no home to bolster what little I have. I have no home because of you, Usurper, and therefore all my thoughts of revenge are bent on your destruction. I will wait until Mads is ready, then help him trap you and turn you into SkulkrinSnax (TM). ;D

Remember, you brought this on yourself. I said early on I would leave well alone as long as no one attacked me or my property, but you just had to go and do it anyway.